A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you
tell that joke, you should know something.
(1) The bartender is blonde.
(2) The bouncer is blonde.
(3) I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lbs. blonde with a black belt in karate.
(4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde, she is a weightlifter;
and
(5) The lady to your right is a blonde and a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?
The blind guy says,
”Nah, … not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times…"