Ethel is a bit of a demon in her
wheelchair, and loves to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one
wheel and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman is one sandwich
short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerate her, and some of
the males actually join in.

One day,
Ethel was speeding up one corridor
when a door opened and Kooky Clarence
stepped out with his arm outstretched.
“STOP!”, he said in a firm voice.
“Have you got a license for that thing?”
Ethel fished around in her handbag and
pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
“OK” he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV
lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted;
“STOP!, Have you got proof of insurance?”
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out
a beer coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said, “Carry on, maam.”
As Ethel neared the final corridor
before the front door, Craggy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark
naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.
“Oh, no” said Ethel, “Not the breathalyser again!”