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“This tram ride is sweet. I can't imagine how horrible it would be to have to walk all the way out of here.”

“Why don't we have a robot or something to push this sample into the core? This looks sort of dangerous.”

“Headcrab? Gordon no likey!”

“Yes Barney, we should have a beer when this is all over. Maybe even two! Ha ha.”

“I went to MIT and got a degree in KICKING YOUR ASS! Boomshakalaka!”

“Has anyone else noticed a creepy guy in a suit lurking around this Lambda complex?”

“Zombies? Is this a Michael Jackson music video, or a computer game? Wink wink!”

“Xen is pretty creepy, but I'm enjoying all this jumping so much that it doesn't really bother me.”

“Take that, you big baby!”

“Thanks for the gravity gun, but I dunno. I've never come across a situation where I needed one to get through an area before.”

“Wait, Dog, why don't you come with me instead of going home? Your ability to lift objects that weigh several tons and kill like fifty combine soldiers without taking any damage might help in some way.”

“Boom! That's the eighty fifth enemy I've shot!”

“This hovercraft is awesome. I hope I never have to stop driving it.”

“Boom! That's the eighty sixth enemy I've shot!”

“Those strider things are pretty tall, huh?”

“Boom! That's the eighty seventh enemy I've shot!”

“Yaaay!”

“Alyx, if we don't get out of these harnesses before Dr. Kleiner kills us both, I want you to know something. I love you. I've always loved you. Oh look at me, now I'm crying again.”

“Hey, I'm buried in the rubble over here! Come get me out!”

“Ha ha ha, zombines.”

“Eeeee it's dark! Where's that elevator? Eeeee!”