Sá nokkra góða brandara um daginn, sem eiga það sameiginlegt að vera tiltölulega raunsæir í frásögum sínum, langar mig að deila hérna nokkrum með ykkur; A duck walks into a 7-11 and says “Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!” But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe...