What NOT to do at Return of the King:
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>1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, “Wait… where the
>hell is Harry Potter?”
>2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” -
>After the movie, say “Lucas could have done it better.”
>3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says:
>“The Ring.”
>4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
>5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
>6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with “Mr. Anderson.”
>7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing,
>“And I did it…. MY way…!”
>8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's
>finger and fall down the stairs.
>9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact “The Battle of Helms Deep” Monty Python
>style.
>10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout “Barbecue!”
>11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout “RUN
>FOREST, RUN!”
>12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: “That's what I'm Tolkien about!”
>See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
>13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, “Where's Waldo?”
>14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude
>Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
>15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
>16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking
>terribly confused.
>17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout,
>“I see dead people!”
>18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
>would be like.
>19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
>scene.
>20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
>21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, “Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!”