Ancient viking texts prove that viking settlers chose the volcanic island of Iceland because it was the place on earth that has the closest resemblence to hell, home of their lord.

The star of Lazy town is Julianna Rose Mauriello. Yes, that's right, despite the show being from Iceland, which is thousands of miles from Mexico, a Mexican still managed to illegally immigrate there and steal a white person's job.

Friends, if you allow your children to watch this show, you are allowing your daughters to become hair-dying, nipple-piercing, pole-dancing, booty-shaking, boob-bouncing, butt-smacking, stripping and dripping prostitutes!

I nearly fainted!! A song about cakes?! Who do these people think they are? Our children are being corrupted by this filth, cakes are the work of the devil!! Icelandic WHORE!!

I nearly fainted!! A song about cakes?! Who do these people think they are? Our children are being corrupted by this filth, cakes are the work of the devil!! Icelandic WHORE!!!

Lazytown is Icelandic propaganda. Iceland was founded by vikings who made their living raping and pillaging Christian monasteries, and today they have returned to that tradition, using a modern weapon - the liberal media.

Ancient viking texts prove that viking settlers chose the volcanic island of Iceland because it was the place on earth that has the closest resemblence to hell, home of their lord. Iceland is also the top persecutor of American oil companies, because of their focus on “geothermal energy” - a polite way of saying they get their energy from pipes they drilled down to HELL.

God has punished Iceland by causing their financial services industry to collapse. It is only a preview of the punishments the LORD has in store.

The star of Lazytown combines the dyed-hair of a clit-pierced punk rocker with the distinctive come-hither look of an underage Thai prostitute: Here you can see Lazy Town teaching boys the latest rape tactics:

Ancient viking texts prove that viking settlers chose the volcanic island of Iceland because it was the place on earth that has the closest resemblence to hell, home of their lord. Iceland is also the top persecutor of American oil companies, because of their focus on “geothermal energy” - a polite way of saying they get their energy from pipes they drilled down to HELL.

Iceland is also the top persecutor of American oil companies, because of their focus on “geothermal energy” - a polite way of saying they get their energy from pipes they drilled down to HELL.

Lazytown is Icelandic propaganda.

Notice how the male wears goggles - an obvious reference to the underground gay bukkakke subculture.