Good morning, good evening or good night, people on Hugi. I believe that a formal introduction is in order. The name's Gilsworth Cremmington, author, artist and philosopher; you may all call me by surname or given name, it makes little difference.

Thou might question yourself: “Why in God's name is he typing in English?” And that is a very good question indeed! The reason behind this is quite simple, I am English, in nature and in spirit.

I thank you in advance for your welcomes, I will part with these final words: I molest children.