Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples
Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let's go bury it.”
Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Mammaín er svo lítil að það sést í fæturnar á henni í ökuskírteininu hennar
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama so fat we´re in her right now
Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court
Mammain er svo feit að það er ekki ló í naflanum á henni… heldur peysur
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
Yo Mamma so old, she farts dust
Yo mamma´s so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
Yo mamma´s so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - “Lost a shoe?”, and she said - “Nope…just found one…”
YO MAMA SO BLACK I FIRED A BULLET AT HER AND THE BULLET CAME BACK AND ASKED FOR FLASHLIGHT.
Yo Mamma so fat… when she step on the Weight Scales it says…'to be continued'…
Yo mamma´s so fat small objects orbit her.
Yo mamma´s so fat when she opens the Fridge it says - ‘I give up…’
yo mamma´s so stupid I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
Yo mamma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more
Yo momma is like a hardware store- 5 cents a screw,
Yo mama is like the pilsbery doughboy, everybody pokes her
Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number!
Your mum\'s so fat her legs look like spoiled milk - white and chunky.
Yo Mamma is so old, they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.
Yo mammas so fat, when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the atlantic ocean.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales statred to sing “we are family”
Your mamma is so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob because she thought it would help his unemployment.
Yo mamma so fat she has to do Slip & Slide on the 405 freeway.
Your mother is so stupid, she thought CHICKEN POT PIE was a fraternity!
Your mother is so dumb, she thinks MCI was a rapper.
Yo Mama's so fat, she only needs one drop of water to fill the bath tub up.
Your mother is so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than am English Muffin!
Yo mamma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo Mamma's ass is so big when she sits down shes 3 feet taller
Your mother is so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.
Your mum is like a shopping trolley give her a pound and you got her all day
yo mamma so bucked toothed, when she bowed her head to pray she bit a whole in her chest
Yo Mamma's ass is so big that each butt cheek has a different area code…
Your mother is so fat, every time she tries to get out of bed, she rocks herself back to sleep.
Yo mama's so fat and old when moses wanted to part the red sea he told her to do a cannon ball
Your Mamma is so fat that she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Your mommas so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long distance call!
Yo mamas so fat, when she tripped over a nintendo she made 4 gameboys!
Yo Mamma so fat that when she went to sea world, they were taking pictures of her.
Your momma is so poor when someone flicked a booger outside your box, your mom said “Clap your hands and stomp your feet, thank the lord hes given us meat!”
Yo mama is so fat when she went skydiving over Iraq everyone thaught america dropped a nuke.
Yo mamma's so dumb, when ya'll were driving to Disney world she saw a sign that said “disney world left” so she went home.
Yo mammas so dumb, your aunt had twins. She asked yo mamma to name the twins. She named one denise and the other denephew.
Yo mammas so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to make minute rice.
Yo mammas got so many rolls on her stomach, she has to screw her underwear on.
Yo mammas so black, she went to night school and got marked absent.
yo mamma so fat, when she steped on the cats tail, you had to change his name to beaver.
Your mommas so old, when Moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo momma is so fat, that I couldn't have sex with her until I rolled her in flour and found the wet spot.
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type's Ragu
Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck
Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for public mooning.
Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies “ yes Please”
Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma's so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas
Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car.
Yo momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo momma's so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo momma's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo momma's so old, she watches PBS.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek
Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
Yo mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, “To Be Continued…”
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said “Hold the cheese.”
Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo momma's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mamma is so poor,
she can't afford to pay attention!
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