Hér eru nokkur gullkorn úr Family Guy þættinum Wasted Talent.


Lois opnar dyrnar og Peter kemur inn fullur
Peter: Oh, Lois, thank God it’s you. The last three houses I went to were very rude.
Lois: Have you been drinkin?
Peter: Why, yes I have. Thank you.


Peter og Brian eru að drekka Pawtucket Patriot beer og Lois kemur inn,
Lois: Peter, it’s seven in the morning.
Brian: Thanks for the update, Big Ben.
Hlægja báðir
Lois: You’re drunk again!
Peter: No, exhausted. I’ve been drinking all night.
Lois: Peter, if you keep this up, something terrible is going to happen.
Peter: Yeah, something terrible… all the way to the bank!
Brian: Nice.


Peter og Brian stelast til þess að fá sér nýja gerð af bjór
Peter: Beer that never goes flat!
Do you know what that means, Brian?
This beer will still be carbonated long after you die of old age
and we buy another dog
to help the kids, you know, forget about you.


Lagið sem Pawtucket Pat syngur


Take a drink, and you’ll sink
To a state of pure inebriation
You’ll be tanked
Like the whole Irish nation

When you drink enough of my beer
You will find this magic rule
Make your every joke a jewel
You’ll drive drunker than Oksana Baiud

Go on, buds, drink my suds
Till you’ve reached that pure inebriation
Though the beer may be free
You’re just renting it from me