Peter: Come on you guys. I gonna buy us the most expensive meal we've ever had
-*McDonalds drive-through*
Peter: Yeah, I'd like 6,000 chicken fajitas please
Drive through Speaker: I beg your pardon
Peter: 6,000 chicken fajitas

Peter: Hey Brian, what do you think they put in the bug jucie(safi, kann ekki að skrifa það) ?
Brian: Bugs
Peter: No, Get outa here, no, get outa here, no



og líka þetta
PETER: I read a book about this once.
BRIAN: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't…nothing?
PETER: Oh ye


og svo
Einhver: You got to help us my dogther i stuck down that (brunnur, kann ekki að segja) and noones hands are long enought to rech her, ecsept for that guy, but he´s helping that lady tikeling a midged in a tree.

Haha! Nú var sko hlegið þegar þessi korkur var skoðaður en quotin eru mörg góð í Family Guy. Það er náttla quotið sem er við myndina, Sprinkles dæmið. Og síðan þarna með bókina líka.

Og síðan auðvitað

Lois: Stewie, why don't you go play in the living room…
Stewie: WHY DON'T YOU BURN IN HELL!!!

Síðan líka
(Fjölskyldan situr við matarborðið(inní stofu) og er að borða kvöld mat, þegar allt í einu skýst laser skot yfir borðið og í vegginn hjá glugganum)
Og Lois spyr: “Oh my god what was that?”
(Myndavél á Stewie, að éta samloku með byssu inní)
Stewie: What the deuce are you staring at, it's tunafish! And nothing else (Dregur byssuna aftur inní samlokuna)

En eigilega bara þeir sem hafa séð þetta geta hlegið að þessu, þetta er ekkert smá fyndið :)<br><br><font color=“#000000”><b>Morgoth</b></font><font color=“#FF0000”><b>-</b></font> <b>The Enemy</

Stewie á nú nokkur góð quote.

“Cut My Milk”
“My love on god is thericoal (kann ekki að skrifa?), he's so deliciosly evil”

Chris: Do you want some icecream, birthday dude!
Stewie: Yes! But no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you

Líka Peter…
Peter: Here's a rattle for you. A murder tells a mother that she can only keep one of her children. Which one does she let him take?
Brian: That's not a rattle, that's just stupid
Peter: Wrong! The ugly one


AlmarD<br><br><i><b><font color=“#C0C0C0”>Ég þekktist hér áður undir nafninu AlmarD</font></b></i>

<b><font color=“#808080”>Þú ert hommi og nirvana breittu öllu!</font></b> - Amosari

Peter: I see your fork and raise u by a spoon (man ekki hvernig ausa er skrifað)<br><br>wake my up before I kill myself

Amen to that!

Fjandskotinn!

“Just because I´m paranoid it doesn´t mean that people aren´t still fallowing me”

Peter: How did you get that?
Death: It was e-mailed to me by your H.M.O.
Peter: I know the doctor was hitting on me but that no reason to call him names!<br><br><b>Latínusetning vikunnar:</b>

<font color=“#C0C0C0”><i>Eheu, horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!</i></font>

<font color=“#00FFFF”><i>Uh-oh, here comes the lobster man!</i></font

Síðan er líka

Stewie: what´s your e-mail, mine is loismustdie@yahoo.com

og

Peter: I just got a crazy idea, ah ah why why why,hey i just got another one (og svo fer hann og rænir pávanum)

Og svo er eitt enn

Peter er í búð og er að þykjast spila á hljómborð og þá kemur einhver náungi
Einhver náuni: Wow you are relly tellentid
Peter:(hættir að spila) What
Einhver náungi: Whait a second, somthings not right, you were just preteding to play, you´r a great big phony, hey every body this guy is a phony.

mér finntst línan sem að Stewie segir: So we meet again brockoli

Pete er nátturulega snillingur

(ég skrifa þetta allt eftir mínu besta minni svo ef einhver orð eða setningarnar eru ekki réttar þá er mér alveg sama)

Kona að fæða barn og læknirinn missti meðvitund og Peter tekur á móti barninu:

Lois: Push, Push
Peter: I'm trying , but it won't go in
Lois: Not you , Laura (man ekki nafnið svo ég skáldaði einhvað)
Peter: aaawww it's a beautiful baby girl…..And she has a penis, I'll take care of that (tekur upp skurðhníf)

og líka með “Chris”

Chris stendur og er að skoða blöð í súpermarkaði þegar vörðurinn kemur að honum:

Vörður: Hey son , you have to take these hams back
Chris: I don't have any hams
Vörður: O'right? (fer að þukla á honum)
Chris: I need an adult, I need an Adult!!
Vörður: Hey you'r not a shoplifter you'r just a fat kid
Vörður: Hey Billy he's not a shoplifter he's just a fat kid
Vörður: Are'nt you? a fat kid..your just a fat kid
Vörður: Here's some chocolet fatso

og í sama þætti, er á sundlaugarbakkanum og situr á stökkbrettinu þegar starfsmaður kemur þarna.

starfs: ehh sir you can't park your van there.
Peter: he's not van he's my son
Starfs: o I'm sorry….Hey! Billy that's not a van that's just a fat kid!

og eitt enn…Chris var tekin með klám eða einhvað í skólanum.

Lois: Chris women are not things…they are human being..tell him Peter
Peter: Yes Chris listen to what it says<br><br><b>Homer Simpson skrifaði:</b><br><hr><i>do'h</i><br><hr>


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Ég held að maður getur hlegið endalaust að þessu:

Peter Griffin: I tried finding my talent like you said. First, I tried art.
Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Then I tried sculpting.
Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Then I tried music.
Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?

Tom Tucker: In other news, an accident caused the Quahog cable television transmitter to be knocked out, which will prevent broadcasting to the entire city. Actually, no can hear this, so it doesn't really matter what I say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'm going to get drunk and beat up some hookers. How about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
Director: Uh, guys, we're still on in Boston.

Tom Tucker: Diane, that last report was so good, you deserve a spanking.
Diane Simmons: Oh, Tom… I don't think your wife would like that.
Tom Tucker: My wife is a bitter old hag, she's in Quahog and cant hear a word we're saying.
Director: Uh, guys, we're back on in Quahog.

Þegar Brian og Stewie voru að jarðsetja mömmu Brians
Stewie Griffin: Yay and God said to Abraham, “you will kill your son, Issak”, and Abraham said, “I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.” “Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check… Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.”

Þegar Charles er búinn að missa strákinn sinn í klósettið.
Charles Lindburgh: OK, don't panic. He was kidnapped. You go phone the police, I'll write the note.
Mrs. Lindburgh: [pointing at Amelia Earhart] But what about Amelia? She saw everything.
Charles Lindburgh: I'll take care of her.

Og eru miklu miklu miklu miklu fleiri. Mæli með <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182576/quotes">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0182576/quotes</a>

Kv. OrkaX

já og svo var ég að muna:

Two british man talking
Man nr.1: Say Thomas, you know whats really really funny.
Thomas: What?
Man nr.1: A man dressed in womens clothing.
Thomas: yes really, ripping good laugh
Man nr.1: yes

skrifað upp eftir minni

Man ekki alveg hvernig þetta var en þeta var einhvernveginn svona:

Dauðinn liggur á sófanum með brotinn ökkla

Death:"Go on, but you cant tell ANYONE I am here for then the rules of deat will no longer apply and the consequences will be dier!

Peter: ……go on…

Death: There is nothing more..<br><br>      Viktor…

Ohh Reginald… I disagree!!!

Þetta er svo fyndið að mig langaði að æla lungum og lifur<br><br><b>Don´t cross the road if you cant get out of the kitchen</b>

<a href="http://www.iloveusa.tk“>fyndnasta framtak íslandssögunar</a><font color=”#808000“>(ég vil taka fram að ég ber enga ábyrgð á því sem stendur á þessari síðu og þetta endurspeglar mína skoðun engan vegin)</font>

<i>i'm so hungry i could ride a horse, i dont get it, i could ride it to the store i guess</i>

<b><u><i>by the power of <font color=”#FF00FF“>gayskull</font> i have the power… HEMALE!!!</i></u></b>

<font color=”#FF00FF“>hversu margar karlrembur þarf til að skipta um ljósaperu???</font>
<font color=”#000080“>engan helvítis kerlingin getur eldað í myrkri!!!</font>

<b>Morgot:</b> <u>dedicated member of the woddafokkgang</u>

<i>i'm afraid that if i fall asleep the hurricane is gonna sneak upon me and give me a vasectomy</i>

<b>Auron:</b> <font color=”#800000">Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!</font

Peter: So I gave all the presents to the homeless shelter…
Brian: Peter, you were only supposed to give ONE!
Peter: But it said for on them.
Brian: … Peter, if it said for then the presents are for you not from you.
Peter: Oh, since when did they change the meaning of for to from
Brian: They had a meeting yesterday. You would have got the letter but it said for on it so you would have thought it was from you… my god, it's just easier to call you stupid.<br><br>Lifið í dag en ekki í gæ

lois: peter, isn't that a little esoteric?
Gaurar í heilanum á peter: i think esoteric means delicious!
peter: lois, the boss's daughter is not a foood<br><br><font color=“#808080”><i>“but i want to live to see my children die”</i> <b>[Homer Simpsons]</b></font

Peter, Quagmire, Svarti gaurinn og gaurinn í hjólastólnum kveiktu í bar og eru í dómsalnum.
Judge: This Quahog minute men flag was found at the wreckage of The Clam. You are clearly guilty of arson so you are free to go.
Allir fjórir anda út af létti.
Judge: Straight to jail. Hah. Now you got burned. No bail.
og lemur hamarnum í borðið.

Svo þegar þeir eru að labba út úr dómsalnum segir Lois.
Lois: Peter tell me you didn´t do this.
Peter: Lois I didn´t do it. You know you can trust me right. Come on let´s sit down and talk about this.
Peter færir stól til hennar
Lois: I wanna believe you but…ah!
Peter kippir stólnum undan henni
Peter: Eheheheh. Got ya. But.. but seriously you can trust me.

Svo þegar Peter finnur út að hann á svartan forföður fer hann að haga sér eins og svertingi. Svo þegar löggan stoppar hann.
Police man: Hey you´re that black guy I saw at the newsconference aint ya.
Peter: Uh yeah thats me.
Police man (talandi í talstöðina): This is car fifteen I´m gonna need backup. I got a stolen veichle here.
Peter: But this is my car.
Police man: Suspects getting beligerent.
Peter: What?
Police man: Officer down.
Og kastar sér í jörðina dauður.

Lois lítur út um gluggann.
Lois: Oh look at Stewie. Isn´t he adorable playing with his Sesame street phone.
Stewie(Að tala i platsíma án þess að vita það): Put me through to the pentagon.
Síminn: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie: Don´t toy with me Ernie I´ve already dispatched of Mr. Hooper. I´ve got six armed men staged outside big birds nest and as for Linda… well it´s rather difficult for a death woman to hear an assasin appraoch now isn´t it.
Síminn: Can you count to three?
Stewie: Oh indeed I can. One! (tekur upp geislabyssu og skýtur í símann) Two! (skýtur öðru skoti) Three! (skýtur öðru). Can I count to three for gods sake I´m already shooting at a fifth grade level.

Í sama þætti: Lois er að reyna að fá Stewie til að éta kál.
Lois: Come on Stewie you know you can´t leave the table until you´ve finished your vegetables.
Stewie: Well then, then I shall sit here until one of us expires. And you´ve got a good forty years on me woman.