1. Big Gay Al Megaman
2. Columbian Drug Lord Megaman
3. Dilbert Megaman
4. Street-Whore Megaman (also available in Cartman's Mom)
5. Rectal Probe Megaman
6. Hermaphrodite Megaman
7. Breast Englargement Megaman
8. Euthanasia Megaman
9. Circumcision Megaman
10. Epeleptic Megaman (batteries not included)
11. Jogn Bobbit Megaman
12. Jimmy Hernandez Megaman
13. Flag Burning Megaman
14. Pedophile Megaman (altar boy megaman not included)
15. Adolf Hitler Megaman (Holocaust Playhouse sold separately)
16. James Bond Megaman
17. Dismember-Me Megaman
18. Hannibal the Cannibal Megaman (liver & faver beans cost extra)
19. “Pinkeye” Megaman (complete with detachable skull)
20. Dominatrix Megaman
21. Rhinoplasty Megaman
22. Saturday Night Fever Megaman (with real chest hair)
23. Rhochambeau Megaman
24. How far can I throw this piece of crap Megaman
25. Transvestite Megaman
26. Transexual megaman
27. Post Mortem megaman
28. Alien Autopsy Megaman (fact or fiction?)
29. Hemopheliac Megaman (complete with blood capsules)
30. Vericose Veins Megaman (you'll be amazed at its likeness with your Grandmother)
31. Put me in the sun and watch me melt Megaman
32. Bill Clinton Megaman (with removable pants)
33. Monica Lewinsky Megaman (complete with blowjob action)
34. Stupid piece of plastic Megaman
35. You'll have more fun with the box than the damn toy Megaman
36. Satanic Megaman (goats blood sold separately)
37. Ordinary-Guy Megaman
38. Alcoholic Megaman (Jack Daniels accesory set sold only to those who show ID)
39. Wife beating O.J. Megaman (with bloody glove)
40. Caught in a tuna-net Dolphin Megaman
41. Police Brutality Megaman (Rodney King Beat My Ass Megaman sold separately)
42. Marilyn Manson Megaman
43. Pierce-Me Megaman
44. 30,000 Volt Megaman
45. Lethal Injection Megaman
46. Bladder Control Problem Megaman
47. Illegal Mexican Immigrant Megaman (pull cord to hve him say “Don't shoot! I have papers!”)
48. Dark Helmet Megaman
49. In need of electrolysis Megaman
50. Saskwatch Megaman
51. Castrate-Me Megaman
52. Porno-Stripper Megaman (just try to keep his clothes on!)
53. You paid too much for this Megaman-Megaman
54. Sawblade Megaman
55. Street Pimp Megaman (complete with bitch-slap action)
56. Redneck Hick Megaman (confederate flag sold serparately)
57. Down Syndrome Megaman
58. Genetic Experiment Megaman (see how many different defects you can create)
59. Michael Jackson Megaman (watch him go from black to white in 60 seconds)
60. Help! I've been impaled Megaman
61. Chia Pet Megaman (Chia crap not included)
62. Tatoo my ass Megaman
63. Invisible Megaman (this one's hard to find)
64. Atomic Bomb Megaman (we reccomend that you're 25 miles away for this one)
65. Voodoo Doll Megaman
66. Shave my Armpits Megaman
67. Bikini Wax Megaman
68. Electric Chair Megaman
69. Altarboy Megaman (pedophile Megaman is dying to see his bishop)
70. Cartman's Mom Megaman (complete with leg-spreading action)
71. Rodney King Beat My Ass Megaman (see how many hits it takes to get to his brain)
72. I've got a Plunger up My Rectum Megaman
73. Dip me in Acid Megaman (must have a hazmat licence to buy)
74. Roadkill Megaman (megaman roadkill spatula sold separately)
75. Shark-bait Megaman
76. Quadruple Amputee Megaman
77. John Wayne Megaman (He's not gonna hit you, the hell he's not)
78. What are you doing in the bathroom alone Megaman
79. White Sheet Megaman (that's KKK Megaman for the idiots out there)
80. Jewish Megaman (cheap as dirt & still being persecuted by Adolf Hitler Megaman)
81. Teen Pregnancy Megaman
82. Heaven's Gate Megaman
83. Head Lice Megaman
84. Cyanide Gas Megaman (gas mask sold separately)
85. Secret Service Megaman (he never saw the President engaged in any sexual acts!)
86. Kenny Mccormick Megaman (see how many ways you can kill him)
87. Land-shark Megaman (or is it a candygram?)
88. Kathey Lee Gifford Megaman (bubble car not included)
89. The Pope Megaman (see above)
90. Sonny Bono Megaman
91. Sewer Dweller Megaman
92. Flying Saucer Megaman
93. Wrapped in Aluminum Foil Megaman (may even get you better TV reception)
94. Jeffrey Dahmer Megaman (i'm not even going to touch that one)
95. Sleep and Snore Megaman
96. Acid Squirting Megaman
97. Krazy Glue Megaman (play with him once, and you're stuck for life)
98. Special Commemorative Megaman (same piece of shit just $20 more)
99. Melting Flesh Megaman
100. Giant Flukeworm Megaman
101. Barbed Wire Megaman