The age old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? It has made many people think. Many people have tried to answer it. There has been a lot of answers. But why did the chicken cross the road. Here is what some of the southpark characters have to say about it.


Cartman - To get my chocolate chicken pot pie. No chicken, this is MAH
POT PIE!
Also- To have a Kick@ss time.
Also- To get me some Cheesy Poofs. ——————————————————————————–

Kyle - So the Visitors wouldn\'t abduct him. You bas*ards!——————————————————————————–

Stan - Chickens have plagued our fragile earth for many years and we
must end it.
Also- Sparky, what are you doing to that chicken?! BAD DOG!!!
Also- Because he killed Kenny, that bastard! ——————————————————————————–

Kenny - Mmph mmm mmphmm mmph! [TRANSLATION = The fuc*ing chicken is
looking for a dildo.]——————————————————————————–

Chef - To make sweet-love to the rooster.——————————————————————————–

Jimbo - So I could blow the crap out of him.
Also- IT\'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Also- So I won\'t thin out their numbers.——————————————————————————–

Officer Barbrady - Look away please, nothing to see here.
Also To help me find the man in the boat.——————————————————————————–

Jesus - Everything has a purpose in life but you have to believe me.——————————————————————————–

Visitor - Cluck cluck cluck. [don\'t run away, Carl is new]——————————————————————————–

Mr. Garrison - I\'m not touching that with a ten-foot pole.——————————————————————————–

Mr. Hat - That chicken can get run over and go to Hell. Go to Hell and
it dies. ——————————————————————————–

Terrance - Probably to fart like this *~faaarrrtt~*
Phillip - Oh your such an @ss Terrance, heh-heh. ——————————————————————————–

Mr. Hankey - Because the other side smelled like flowers.——————————————————————————–

Ms Crabtree - To SIT DOWN IN THE BUS! ——————————————————————————–

Damien - So he could meet my father, the Underworld Lord. ——————————————————————————–

Robert Smith - So we could roshambo. ——————————————————————————–

Ms. Ellen - To join me on a trip to the sun.——————————————————————————–


Starvin\' Marvin - Cluk clloo ckliu cnuks! [so my people can fuc*\'n eat!] ——————————————————————————–


Big Gay Al - To come play with everybody here at the Sanctuary.
OR Super! Thanks so much for asking! ——————————————————————————–

Ike - Don\'t kick the chicken.——————————————————————————–

Grandpa - So I could have my way with it!——————————————————————————–

Mrs. Cartman - So a certain chicken could sleep with Mommy tonight! ——————————————————————————–

Kyle\'s Mom - This is supposed to be funny? Our children deserve to grow
up in a world where chickens don\'t cross the rwhere chickens don\'t cross
the road! Come on, everyone, to the town——————————————————————————–

Mr. Macky - If you stay on this side you are bad, mkay. Going to the other
side is bad, mkay. Smoking mary-juwana is bad, mkay. The chicken is
good, mkay.——————————————————————————–


Mrs. Marsh - Stan wasn\'t chasing the chicken, he is such a good boy.——————————————————————————–

Bebe - I don\'t know, but the rooster has such a nice @ss!——————————————————————————–

Cousin Elvin - Chicken is Kick@ss!——————————————————————————–

Grandpa Cartman - No chicken, this is my pot roast.——————————————————————————–

Tweak - To share some fresh, aaah, brewed coffee with me, aagh!——————————————————————————–

Ms. Stevens - To join the Getting Gay With Kids choir.——————————————————————————–

Chef\'s Dad - Because it asked me for tree-fity——————————————————————————–

Marklar - The marklar crossed the marklar to marklar his marklar with his markler.