And God said…

C:\Let there be light!

#Enter user id.

C:\God

#Enter password.

C:\Omniscient.

#Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\Omnipotent

#Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\Technocrat

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 01

C:\In the beginning God created heaven and earth

#Incorrect/missing program. Try again.

C:\Create program: Heaven and Earth

#Done

#And God created heaven and earth. And God saw there were 0 #errors

C:\Let there be light!

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\Create light

#Done

C:\Run heaven and earth, light

#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 #errors..
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 01
#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 02

C:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\Create creepy_things

#Done

C:\Now let Us make man in Our image

#Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\Create man

#Done

C:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

#Too many command operands. Try again.

C:\Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 6 errors.

C:\Insert breath

#Done

C:\Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 5 errors.

C:\Move man to Garden of Eden

#File Garden of Eden does not exist.

C:\Create Garden.edn

#Done

C:\Move man to Garden.edn

#Done

C:\Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 4 errors.

C:\Copy Man.* Woman.*

#Done

C:\Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 3 errors.

C:\Insert woman into man

#Illegal parameters. Try again.

C:\Insert man into woman

#Done

C:\Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 2 errors.

C:\Create desire

#Done

C:\Create freewill

#Done

C:\Run multiplication

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
#Garden.edn.
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:\Undo desire

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

C:\Undo freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\Help

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\Create tree_of_knowledge

#And God created heaven and earth. And God saw there were 0 #errors
#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 #errors..
#And God made the earth. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God created the great sea monsters and every living
#creature that creepeth werewith the waters swarmed after
#its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw
#there were 0 errors.
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
#Garden.edn.
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:\Create good, evil

#Done

C:\Run evil

#And God saw he had created shame.
#Warning: System error sector E95. Man and woman not in
#Garden.edn. 1 errors.

C:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

#Search failed.

C:\Delete shame

#Shame cannot be deleted once evil is activated.

C:\Destroy evil

#Evil is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\Stop

#Bad command or file name. Try again.

C:\Break
C:\Break
C:\Break
C:\Break


*** ATTENTION ALL USERS***ATTENTION ALL USERS***

COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR SEVENTH DAY MAINTENANCE AND REST PERIOD IN 30 SECONDS. ***PLEASE LOG OFF*** ALL USER PROCESSES WILL TERMINATE IN 30 SECONDS. ***PLEASE LOG OFF***

C:\Create new_world

#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must
#destroy old files before new ones can be created.

C:\Erase earth

#Erase earth: Please confirm.

C:\Erase earth confirmed.

#Enter user id.

C:\God

#Enter passwo

***ALL USER PROCESSES TERMINATED***COMPUTER BROUGHT DOWN***
***SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 07, AT 12:00:00 AM***
***CURRENT WORKING PROGRAM FILES ARE NOW WRITE-PROTECTED***
***AUTOMATIC LOGOFF SEQUENCE NOW BEING INITIATED***


#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 06
#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00

***AUTOMATIC LOGOFF SEQUENCE COMPLETED***