I Like Willow
1. She’s got a generous heart
2. She doesn’t expect perfection in others
3. She’s got a sweet little smile
4. She’s got basic fashion sense
5. She’s a computer wiz
6. She understands the importance of learning
7. She’s a good friend
8. She’s got an offbeat sense of humor
9. She’s got “frog fear”
10. She always sticks up for Buffy and Xander
11. She wears sensible shoes
12. She follows her instincts
13. She’s consistent
14. She’s adorable in pigtails
15. She’s always willing to tutor the less fortunate
16. She has my Watcher for the next generation vote
17. She’s cute
18. She’s got a great head of hair
19. She’s willing to overlook unusual flaws in friends
20. She’s pro-Buffy and Angel
I Think Spike is Cool
1. He’s got a wicked sense of humor
2. He looks like a rock star
3. How can you not like someone named “Spike”?
4. He doesn’t like incompetence
5. He dotes on Drusilla
6. He likes the simple, direct approach—brute force
7. He’s got great fashion sense and knows how to accessorize
8. He’s looking for a restaurant that delivers
9. He understands the importance of getting it on video
10. No one impresses him—not even the Smurf (aka the Judge)
11. He has a simple philosophy, the only good Slayer is a dead Slayer
12. He has a sentimental streak
13. He’s got the biggest wrinklies
14. He really doesn’t like Angelus
15. He thinks pain is a great motivator
16. He prefers wheels, as in car
17. He does have a code for himself
18. He knows how to handle children—the Annoying One comes to mind
19. He knows how to make an entrance
20. He thinks Sunnydale sucks

I Miss Darla
1. She was really good at being really bad
2. She was the Master’s favorite
3. She didn’t bring knives to a stake fight
4. She was a good schemer
5. She loved Angel . . . *still*!
6. She gave Buffy a run for her money
7. She liked her snacks big
8. Natural disasters excited her
9. She always knew what the saddest thing was
10. She *really* got into the vamp thing
11. She never fought against her nature—the thought never crossed her mind
12. She knew the importance of dressing for the part
13. She made Angel and shared everything with him
14. Stabbing others in the back was sport for her
15. She liked a little pain with her pleasure
16. She could control herself if she had to (Joyce comes to mind)
17. She knew when to retreat
18. She was sexy, flirty, and fun
19. She had the best “I’m up to something” smile
20. She wanted Angel to give up high school girls—namely, the Buffster

I Think Giles is a Great Guy
1. He dresses well
2. He’s knowledgeable and thorough
3. He’s cute when he’s flustered
4. He thinks computers are idiot boxes
5. He wears glasses
6. He’s supportive and loyal
7. He cares about people
8. If all else fails, he can kick butt
9. He was a wild child
10. He likes books
11. He’s into tradition
12. He keeps meticulous banking and telephone records
13. The pinky ring is a nice touch
14. He’s protective of Buffy’s honor
15. The idea of moon pies cracks him up
16. He loved Jenny
17. He drives a fuddy duddy car
18. He keeps his good weapons at home
19. He’s a good shot
20. Women baffle him
I Think Angel is The One
1. Sensitivity is attractive
2. He looks good in leather
3. He’s got a crooked little smile
4. He has no fashion sense, but he has great jewelry
5. He has bad hair days—often
6. He has an artistic soul
7. He’s into romance
8. He knows it’s all in the touching
9. He’s intense
10. He has a wickedly playful sense of humor
11. He always looks for the perfect gift
12. He says it with flowers
13. He has a very dark side
14. He loves deeply
15. He’s honest, but retains a sense of mystery
16. He’s tall, dark, and Irish
17. He never underestimates the value of a good payback
18. He knows there’s more than one way to deal with one’s enemies
19. He likes fuzzy little creatures, but is not overly sentimental about them
20. When he’s good, he’s very good; when he’s bad—leave town
I Think Drusilla is Scary
1. She’s the “Black Goddess”
2. She’s psychic
3. She’s good at playing Angelus against Spike
4. She likes gifts that could destroy the world
5. She’s crazy—really crazy
6. You never know when she’s going to turn on you
7. She thinks holy water has medicinal benefits for vampires (LOL)
8. She’s sadistic—must have gotten that from her sire
9. She doesn’t know the Victorian look is over and out
10. She punishes her dolls
11. She invites weird (even for her) guests to her parties
12. She wants Angelus to give Buffy a hard time
13. She’s more impressed by human hearts than jewelry
14. She knows where the occult shops are
15. She’s vulnerable to love spells
16. She’s into pet ownership, but she’s not down with the responsibility thing
17. She’s unpredictable
18. She likes foreplay (back to the holy water thing)
19. She doesn’t want to give up “her Angel”
20. She’s dangerous

I Think Buffy is Awesome
1. She’s quick on her feet
2. She looks good in sweats
3. She loves with her whole heart
4. She’s very much into the now
5. She’s got a cool collection of crosses
6. She can take a punch
7. She can dump a box of long-stemmed roses without blinking
8. She doesn’t underestimate the value of a good ramble
9. She thinks of others
10. She’s not hung up on doing the right thing all the time
11. She’s loyal and dedicated
12. She’s kind to animals (werewolves come to mind)
13. She’s action oriented
14. She bends, but she doesn’t break
15. She can hold a grudge longer than I can (the Jenny thing)
16. She knows how to jerk Angel’s chain
17. She inspires loyalty in others
18. She thinks the world of Giles
19. She has a nifty stuffed animal collection
20. She follows her heart
I Think Oz is Cool
1. The red hair!!!
2. He’s direct, but non-threatening
3. He thinks Willow has the sweetest smile
4. He’s lead guitar
5. He knows the importance of changing your hair color
6. He’s not a clothes horse
7. He’s not easily shocked
8. The cute little mustache
9. He can do the math
10. He sticks up for Willow’s feelings (the Xander punch-out comes to mind)
11. He would never hurt bunnies
12. He’s not a game player
13. He tests well
14. He fantasizes about Willow kissage in class
15. He marches to a different drummer
16. He owns chains and shackles
17. He can provide mass transportation and move large objects
18. He’s got great tracking skills
19. He thinks Larry is (was?) a Neanderthal
20. He knows nice guys don’t always finish last

I Liked The Master
1. He saw the humor in things
2. He was generally well read (prophecies come to mind)
3. He knew that sometimes a little was enough
4. He was pro-family
5. He got into earthquakes
6. He promoted sharing, as in knowledge
7. He thought Buffy was pretty, if trying
8. Darla was his favorite
9. He knew how to deal with underlings
10. He gave Buffy nightmares
11. He missed Angel
12. He would have loved Spike
13. He handled frustration well
14. He knew how to face pain (the cross thing comes to mind)
15. He was patient with the Anointed One
16. He admired Buffy’s fashion sense
17. He agonized over his “children”
18. He was into rituals
19. He had a plan—no, it didn’t work, but he still *had* one!
20. He didn’t dust when staked

Xander Makes Me Laugh
1. His fashion sense is gnarlier than Angel’s
2. He dances funny
3. He overlooks the real thing for a dream
4. He doesn’t have any tact
5. He calls Angel “Dead Boy”
6. He acts without thinking (the love spell comes to mind)
7. He wants to be the man in Buffy’s life
8. He doesn’t take Cordy’s crap, but enjoys kissing her
9. He *does* watch Buffy’s back
10. He wonders if all Brits are “drama queens”
11. Watching linoleum makes him horny
12. He *really* didn’t appreciate it when Larry confided in him
13. With the exception of Giles, he’s threatened by every guy who crosses Buffy’s path
14. He snaps when other kids think the library is there for their use
15. He goes into hormone overload when confronted by sexual predators—can we
say Miss French?
16. He wasn’t impressed when Angel gave Buffy his jacket
17. He wanted to put a bell around Angel’s neck
18. He appreciates unusual skills in others and knows how to use them for his own
advantage—Amy comes to mind
19. He can amuse himself with little or no money—Reptile Boy comes to mind
20. He can’t understand the Willow and Oz thing

I Like Kendra
1. Her fighting technique is flawless
2. She can sense the “dirty” ones
3. Angel looked like another animal to her
4. It takes confidence to wear those pink pants
5. She’s intense
6. She does the study thing
7. She has a temper
8. She knows how to use Buffy’s crossbow
9. She knows when to accept a scenario
10. She’s a master of sneak attack
11. She doesn’t hug
12. She’s shy when guys show her attention
13. She’s read the Slayer handbook—hell, she has the Slayer handbook
14. She understands why Buffy died
15. She knows who she is
16. She can’t decide which accent to use
17. She wasn’t impressed by Willie’s modeling offer
18. She opened her eyes and realized that “Angel is pretty cute”
19. She’s learned the importance of not telling her Watcher everything
20. She knows how to travel undercover

Cordelia is Winning Me Over
1. She thinks there’s a demon for everything
2. She is not a sheep!
3. She backs down when Buffy and Willow are serious (the Eyghon thing comes to mind)
4. She owns $200 shoes, but has less expensive stuff for undercover work
5. When traumatized, she needs to be escorted home to take a shower and burn her clothes
6. She can always find someone to blame for getting her in trouble—usually Buffy
7. She’s good at sucking up when she wants a favor
8. She likes men with money, position, and fancy cars, but she’s dating Xander
9. She can spot invisible flaws without x-ray glasses
10. She wants to be liked and accepted for herself
11. She knows how to distract security guards
12. She protests too loudly about not wanting to be part of the Scooby Gang
13. Sometimes she has amazing insight (telling Buffy off comes to mind)
14. She doesn’t want to shatter her father’s illusions
15. She really likes Xander
16. She doesn’t underestimate the power of her icy stare
17. She’s a trend-setter (the teddy bear back pack comes to mind)
18. She’s insecure in spite of her popularity
19. She’s good at verbal warfare
20. She’s proud of herself when she’s contributed to group efforts (kicking a bad guy comes to mind)

Joyce Annoys Me
1. She’s inconsistent
2. She was attracted to Ted—yuck!
3. She’s elevated cluelessness to an art form
4. She reads too much (parenting books come to mind)
5. She asks questions, but she *really* doesn’t want to know the answers
6. She’s a master of understatement (“He’s older than you”)—I’m *still* laughing
7. Grounding is her preferred form of punishment
8. She babbles when she’s nervous (talking to Giles comes to mind)
9. She doesn’t follow up on fishy explanations (scavenger hunt? superstitious ex-boyfriend? gas leak?)
10. Sometimes she tries too hard (see #15)
11. Most times she doesn’t try hard enough (see #19)
12. She doesn’t wonder why Giles and Buffy are so tight
13. She’s easily influenced by what others tell her (Principal Snyder comes to mind)
14. She doesn’t recognize real trouble until it lands on her front porch (Angel comes to mind)
15. She’d rather bitch Buffy out, than inquire about huge lumps on her forehead
16. She harps on things (kicked out of school and parenting books come to mind)
17. She tried to bogart the cheesy chips :)
18. If someone says they know Buffy she lets them into the house (Darla comes to mind)
19. She ignores the obvious (the sparks flying between Buffy and Angel come to mind)
20. The gushing, schoolgirl thing was really *not* attractive (back to Ted)

I Like Whistler
1. He’s technically a demon, but he’s not out to destroy the world
2. He saved Angel from himself
3. It takes nerve to wear that hat (my father wears hats like that!)
4. He doesn’t mind freeloading (raiding Giles’s fridge comes to mind)
5. He appreciates strong verbal imagery (the rib cage hat thing comes to mind)
6. He was amused by Angel’s crazy, homeless look
7. He offers advice, but draws the line at joining the fight
8. He doesn’t tell everything he knows
9. He likes dogs with mustard
10. Who else could call Angel “Stink Guy” and get away with it?
11. He knows how vampires can survive without human blood
12. He knows who the players are
13. He didn’t seem upset that Angel had fallen for Buffy
14. He can move around like a regular guy
15. He felt sorry for Buffy (the L.A. years)
16. He was annoyed when Angel (of all people) criticized his clothes
17. He’s short, quirky and witty
18. He had a plan for Angel, but apparently didn’t share it (Acathla?)
19. He probably knows why Angel is the “key” (Acathla again)
20. He knows a straight man when he sees one (Angel)

I Could Never Warm Up to Faith

1. She moved too fast (Faith, Hope & Trick)
2. “Living large” wasn’t just a phrase for her (FH&T)
3. She never tried to see the big picture
4. She thought she was smarter than she actually was (“Enemies”)
5. She tried to corrupt Buffy (“Bad Girls”)
6. She never learned to accept responsibility (the death of Allan)
7. She couldn’t be bothered with consequences (Allan again)
8. She only wanted to be part of “the team” when it suited her
9. Her problems went beyond “I had a rough childhood,” but she wasn’t into self-improvement
10. She thought being a Slayer gave her a license to kill humans (the professor & the courier come to mind)
11. She got off on big knifes and vicious demon lovers (gift from Mayor & Angelus come to mind)
12. She tried to steal Angel’s soul the “old fashioned way”
13. She wanted everything Buffy had . . . she said so!
14. She tried to usurp Willow’s place as Buffy’s bestfriend
15. She was a bully with a supernatural edge
16. She was too wild and undisciplined
17. She tried to (physically) kill Angel . . . twice!!
18. She was loud and tacky
19. She had a *serious* chip on her shoulder
20. Her approach to dealing with the opposite sex was . . . different

I Thought the Mayor was Effective

1. It was hard to figure him out . . . ineffectual loon, or a dastardly, evil dude or something in-between?
2. He gave every appearance of being a stand-up, caring and moral citizen
3. He had a very strange trophy cabinet
4. He knew how to delegate—having Trick handle the tribute scheme comes to mind
5. He was big on cookies and milk
6. He called the renegade, “My Faith,” but wasn’t above threatening her
7. He knew how to motivate . . . his handling of Faith comes to mind
8. He wanted Faith to find a guy worthy of her talents and temperament . . . Angelus
9. He knew how to undermine the enemy, the attack on Buffy & Angel in “Choices” comes to mind
10. He could shift gears quickly—chipper and happy one minute; eye-bulging, chair-throwing rage the next
11. *He* thought Buffy was pretty, if skinny
12. He thought Buffy deserved that “poor excuse for a creature of the night” LOL
13. He liked making trades (“Choices”)
14. He worried about Allan and Faith
15. He recovered quickly—sword through the head/sword through the stomach thing come to mind
16. He thought Giles should show restraint in front of “the children”
17. He wanted to know if Angel knew what his “higher purpose” was
18. He threatened to eat Buffy
19. He still wore his wedding band
20. He was the best representation of evil yet

Why I Adore Buffy & Angel

1. She’s the Slayer and he’s uberVampire
2. They *always* protect each other’s back
3. They are a study in why opposites attract
4. They are mortal enemies; yet, they love each other unconditionally
5. They’re cute when they fight (as in argue)
6. They’re attractive together—they’ve got that whole “light and dark” thing working for them big time :)
7. They are *the* force to reckon with in Sunnydale
8. They are the personification of magic and romance
9. He’s aware of his sex appeal and knows how to use it, “Revelations” comes to mind
10. They’re *very* intense and passionate
11. He gives her nice gifts—the ring, the book of poetry, his leather jacket!!!
12. They have a unique connection . . . Buffy being able to enter his dreams comes to mind
13. There’s no sacrifice too great to make if it means keeping the other safe—“Earshot,” WML, GD2 come to mind
14. They go to war when one of them is in danger—“Revelations,” BATB, and “Lovers Walk,” come to mind, to name a few ;)
15. They can’t stay away from each other . . . the whole Destiny thing in spades :)
16. They speak in absolutes . . . “It’s *never* over,” “I’ll *always* be with you”
17. They are “spirit, flesh and sorrow . . .”
18. Buffy *can* push Precious too far—GD1 comes to mind
19. Angel will do whatever Buffy asks of him, except stay in Sunnydale
20. The last look said it all . . . :)
“Napoleon is always right!” -Boxer