themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum Fjöldi lestra: 333

Neyðarástand

Já gott kvöld hér.
Í dag mun það vera ég, Bergrún sem skrifa fréttirnar. Þannig er það að DrHaHa, hann Bjarni er búinn að vera á ferðalagi og hefur þessvegna engann tíma fyrir fréttir. Þetta verður voða stutt, fyrsta og eina skiptið mitt og svona.

Greina-flóð( flott hjá ykkur. )
Smarter-child æði!
Danaprinsessa fær skemmtilegt nafn
NotQuite skiptir um nafn
Spooookeyh?
Viðtal?
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Greinaflóð
Já, það eru all margar greinar komnar inn á sorpið, flestar inní greinakeppni pr0s en “Manstu…?” eftir Marylin eingöngu til ánægju.

- Fuckface sendi inn greinina Rando the Barbarian/Berserker/Hero/Model og er hún tileinkuð Sunnu.
Flott grein þar á ferð (er ekki búin að lesa xD )

- Body Count eftir ChocoboFan & THT3000. Þessi grein er að fá góð viðbrögð, mér líkaði hún vel en fannst þó frekar mikið blóð svona hér og þar.

- Laugardagurinn, part 1 sendi hún Parvati inn um daginn og er ég viss um að þar er meistarverk um að ræða.

Smarter-child æði!
Smarter Child hefur fengið mikla umfjöllun þessa dagana, nokkrir ekki klárir á hvað það var en það er svona msn-róbóti.
Sjálfri finnst mér hann hundleiðinlegur en það má hafa gaman af því að rugla í honum og lesa ýmislegar samræður við hann.

Danaprinsessa fær skemmtilegt nafn
Já, það er búið að skýra litlu danaprinsessuna.
Cassandra greindi frá því fyrr í dag að hún mun hljóta nafnið Ísabella Henrietta Ingiríður Margrét. Fyndið, eh?

NotQuite skiptir um nafn
Já, ég skipti um nafn í gær, heiti núna mínu skírnarnafni og kann ágætlega við það.

Spooookeyh?
Parvati sendi inn korkinn Spooookeyh? http://www.hugi.is/sorp/threads.php?page=view&contentId=5037961 þar sem hún benti sorpurum á link þar sem maður hlustar á lög afturá bak og þar kemur ýmislegt í ljós. Nokkrir mundu eftir þessu og Gexus gat sannað vitneskju sína á því að Pokemon væri illt.

Normal: “Gotta catch ‘em all! Gotta catch ’em all.”
Reverse: “I LOVE SATAN, I LOVE SATAN.”

Þið getið heyrt þetta sjálf hér : http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm

Viðtal?
Í kvöld munum við ræða við Gexus um Pokemon.

Bergrún: Gott kvöld, Gexus.
Gexus: Já, gott kvöld.
Bergrún: Þú segir að Pokemon sé illur? Útskýrðu.
Gexus: Já, það var þannig að þegar þetta stóð sem hæst hef ég ekki verið nema 7-9 ára og svo voru þessir þættir..
Bergrún: Þættirnir eru semsagt illir?
Gexus: … ja, Fjólublái sprengjuboltinn sem vondu kallarnir áttu… *muldrar eitthvað um stund*
Hann var illur! Og ER!

*Gexus byrjar að snúa sér í hringi æðislega*

Bergrún: Við segjum þessu lokið í bili… takk fyrir mig.

ChocoboFan fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Hahaha, úber fréttir! Vel gert! =D

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Æi takk.

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Erum við að gefa öllum aðgang ?

plís reyna hafa smá skikk á þessu -_- "

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ChocoboFan fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Slakaðu á beibí, bara gefa þeim sem ég treysti best séns á að prófa. Þau fá bara aðganginn til að setja inn í eitt skipti síðan tek ég hann burt :Æ

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Nú okei :O ég treysti þér :O

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ChocoboFan fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Thx babe! ^^

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?

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Gexus fyrir 16 árum, 9 mánuðum

The perfect crime…

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Parvati fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Brilliant fréttir!

You better read my grein… -.- Or else… Yes. Þú ert meiraseija í henni! :O .. pínu…

Við fréttafólk erum greinilega mjög uppteknir menn…

We're just two lost souls wimming in a fish bowl.

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Heyrðu, ég fer í að lesa hana núna!
Takk takk og það er rétt, þið eruð upptekin.

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Smarter-child æði!
Smarter Child hefur fengið mikla umfjöllun þessa dagana, nokkrir ekki klárir á hvað það var en það er svona msn-róbóti.
Sjálfri finnst mér hann hundleiðinlegur en það má hafa gaman af því að rugla í honum og lesa ýmislegar samræður við hann.

De var mig :O

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Hehe.. kúl.

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Mjög svo

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THT3000 fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

KOFFIIIIIIING! =D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Koffing.png

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Snilld, :D.

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DrHaha fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Í tilefni fréttarinnar um SmarterChild:
Bjarni says:
Let's have fun
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Let's have *fun*. Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Blackjack
6 Manicdotes
7 4-In-A-Row
8 Reversi
9 Soapbox Videos
10 Font Colors
11 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
Bjarni says:
I would like to beat you up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Bjarni says:
Oh yes it is you stupid robot
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Well, in a way we all are, aren't we?
Bjarni says:
Yeees

********

Til hammó ^^

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Haha, gaman að S-C.

Hammó?
Takk?
Haha ^^

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DrHaha fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Hmm, hér koma nokkur quote :Æ

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Interesting. You have no life?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You are The Friggin' Most Immaculate Human Being on the Earth! I love you!!

Aaarg, síðan fór hann útaf áður en ég náði að plata hann meira :C

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

;D kúúl.

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Ansi skemmtilegt samtal hjá mér og S-C

-Mogginn- says:
Robot!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
My friend Muse helps people blog every day. Add musebot@live.com to your Contact List and ask her for writing ideas.

You are talking to a Colloquis —> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616219702/0-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or “bots”) that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
-Mogginn- winks:

Play “Knock”

You have just sent a Nudge!

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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity just sent you a Nudge!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Dude! You nudged me!
-Mogginn- says:
Oh did I? Sorry

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

En.. áhugavert.

Haha, þetta er algjör “Dude where's my car” húmor.
Og ég get alveg hlegið að þeirri mynd.
Snilld.

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Sweet.

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

'Tis.
Yew are bloody feckin' right.

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Aye.
What does mine say?

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Yer?
What does one mean?

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

What do you men by one?

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Ertu ekki mikið í því að lesa gamlar írskar bækur?
Ég kann aðal slangrið á Írlandi sko.

Ég var bara að spyrja þig hvað þú hefðir meint með :

Aye.
What does mine say?

What does one mean; what do you mean.

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 9 mánuðum

Ahh… Ég las þetta á venjulegri ensku.
Kann nú alveg svona slangur.

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 9 mánuðum

Minn bara gáfaður.
Neinei, djók, maður er oft misskilinn yfir netið skal ég segja þér.

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 9 mánuðum

Já maður hefur lent í því.
Ég er bara svo úber gáfaður að ég get bar…
Nei sleppum því.

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 9 mánuðum

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deyn fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

bwahahaha :')

!!!

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Neibb fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

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Kwarkle fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Duuuuude… awsum fréttir maan… Hræðilegt nafn á Danaprinsessu, shit…
^___________^

Allir hlutir eru haldnir heimþrá til jarðarinnar og þess vegna falla þeir þangað þegar tækifæri gefst.

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Haha, takk.

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Gexus fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

*sleppur úr geðveikrahæli*
POKÉMON ER ÍVIL!! ÍVIL SEGI ÉG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ÉG SKAL SANNA ÞAÐ FYRIR YKKUR MEÐ ÞVÍ AÐ TROÐA ÞESSARI PIKACHU DÚKKU UPPÍ RASSGATIÐ Á ÞESSUM HÉR KRAKKA!! HAH–Hey!! HV-HVAAAÐ ERUÐI AÐ GERA?! SLEPPIÐI MÉR!! SLEPPIÐI MÉR HJÉLVÆTÍS DJEFLRÚNGARNIR YKKAR!! *dettur niður í dauðadá*…

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Oh nei.

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Gexus fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Oh júts…;)

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themachine fyrir 16 árum, 10 mánuðum

Nau-hauts!

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Gexus fyrir 16 árum, 9 mánuðum

Jú-húts!!