WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL…
Kyle's mom is a bitch! She's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch if she ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and giiiirls…..

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different
she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!

COME ON, YOU ALL KNOW THE WORDS!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,
she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like thiiiis:

………..(Fullt af krökkum frá Kína og Afríku og Frakklandi n'such)…….

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch…

(Mamma Kyle's kemur -.-)

…bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she is a stupid bitch!

…Uhh Cartman..?

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it! Kyle's mom…
She's a big fat stinky bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! CHAAAA!

(Sér mömmu Kyle's)

…Fuck!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was…
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.