Var að tala við einhvern crazy gaur..

Stranger: HELLO
You: Hi! =D
Stranger: CORRECT, Hi != D!
Stranger: UNLESS THOSE TWO VARIABLES ARE THE SAME
Stranger: IN WHICH CASE
Stranger: Hi == D
You: what the fuck are you talking about? xD
Stranger: DO YOU NOT KNOW THE POWER OF THE MATHEMATICAL ART
Stranger: OR ‘'MATH’'
You: yeah I think so…
Stranger: AL GEBRA
Stranger: CAL CULUS
Stranger: GEO METRY
Stranger: THESE ARE THE WIZARDS THAT WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW MILLENIUM
You: are you like one of those crazy scientists? With there hair all messed up? xD
Stranger: I DO NOT HAVE HAIR
Stranger: IT WOULD NOT BEHAVE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND I HAD TO DO WITHOUT IT. I COULD NOT ABIDE IT.
You: oh… so you're one of the bald crazy scientists! xD
Stranger: NOT SCIENTIST
Stranger: MATHEMATICIAN
You: right….
Stranger: JESUS, KID, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SENS
Stranger: SENSE
You: of humor?
You: yeah xD
Stranger: ANY SENSE AT ALL
You: for math …
You: no =/
Stranger: NO, FOR ANYTHING AT ALL
You: depends on what it is
Stranger: FUCK, WHAT IS ‘=/’ SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Stranger: THAT'S JUST SYMBOLS, THAT'S NOT A WORD
Stranger: WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION
Stranger: I'M NOT A GOD DAMN RO BOT
You: if you look on it from another angle you will maybe figure out what that is xD
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: OH
Stranger: IS THIS ONE OF THOSE GAY ‘EMOTICON’ THINGS
Stranger: FUCK YOU KID, YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE COMPUTER
Stranger: GET OFF THE INTERNET, YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH
You: no it's one of those straight “emotion” things
You: I just got here
You: xD
Stranger: BOY I SWEAR
You: now… you've had to much to drink
You: and I'm a girl!
Stranger: DO NOT MAKE ME BEAT THE GAY BULLSHIT OUT OF YOU
You: and I'm not gay so you don't have to beat anything XD
Stranger: DON'T GET SMART WITH ME
Stranger: ('GET SMART' WAS A TELEVISION SHOW FROM THE EIGHTIES)
You: okai… how about getting dum with you?
You: I wasn't born then!
Stranger: BITCH, THAT IS JUST WHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT, GET OFF MY INTERNET
You: I can't
Stranger: I WILL FUCKING SUE YOU
Stranger: GET THE HELL OUT
You: you don't even know who I am! xD
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG\
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: SO ANGRY
You: don't worry… I already called the mental hospital… they are coming soon
Stranger: FDSAFDSAFDSAFDSGDFSA
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!
You: something wrong?
You: am I annoying?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kv. JamónKilleR …<3