Stranger: hi

You: Arrgh- there matey
You: The wind blowin' yer way?

Stranger: sure

You: Me sails are sounded as horns on winters morining
You: arrgh

Stranger: what do you do, pirate? :)

You: I am a pirate matey, adventurer and treasure hunter like me papa
You: Or thats at least what me parrot tells me
You: arrgh

Stranger: are you male or female?

You: My tools are as long as my sword and strong as the wood in be boats, arrgh
You: so yes
You: arrgh

Stranger: wanna get married?
You: No, arrgh, we pirates never bind us to anything save the sea
You: arrgh

Stranger: oh
Stranger: i understand. its your call :)

You: sure thing landlubber
You: We crew are sailing to adventure to night
You: yer wanna com'?
You: arrgh

Stranger: sure!
You: We set sak.
You: We set sail from Kingstontown at 19:00 pm
You: I mean:
You: We're pirates scully on board at the days beginning and wind the sails to height of my dear ladies bossoms
You: arrgh

Stranger: im in

You: There ye go me lad!
You: Advetnure in yer bloodh' ah?
Stranger: in my?
You: Anus?
You: Well the cook and the twins often do it
You: but I dont involve muc
You: h
You: arrgh

Stranger: cool
Stranger: should i bring anything?

You: Yer high spirit and weapon, lad! We pirates don't need anything for we feed on adventure and gold!
You: arrgh
You: Save for food, drink, warm clothes, sheets
You: mabey a good book
You: arrgh

Stranger: perfect
Stranger: how big is your boat?

You: I've sailed along bluewhales and been bigger, raceing even the fastest dolphins and winning, me boat be the best in all of the known world! And no scurvy rascal gonna' tell me otherwise!

Stranger: sounds great

You: It sure is jolly me lad!

Stranger: how big is the crew?

You: Shhh! The cook takes this very near him!
You: But we're mabye fifteen to thirtee
You: i don't know how many died in last harbor visit
You: or joined
You: arrgh

Stranger: again, sounds great!

You: Well, we're setting off sails now lad! Come aboard and let go of yer landlubbersinity! We're heading to Neverland…