Stranger: zombies are breaking in your house stealing your noms
You: omg get them out
Stranger: i cant im in college
You: it's a quest for chuck norris
Stranger: there we go call chuck norris
You: ahhh he doesn't answer
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: were doomed
Stranger: dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmed
You: no way it's captain america
Stranger: fuck captain america
You: but he can't do shit
You: call Barack Obama
Stranger: we will all die if we do that
Stranger: cuz he will just use a stimulus package that has no efect
You: Saddam hussein
Stranger: dead
You: ohh wait he's dead
Stranger: yup
You: ehmm
Stranger: were fucked
You: wait chuck norris is here
Stranger: yay
You: roundhouse kick
Stranger: zombies are gone
You: AHHHHHHHHHH gnomes
Stranger: fuck
You: they roundhouse kicked chuck norris himself
Stranger: quick kill them with fire
You: only have water
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: i have a flamethrower at home but thats 30 miles away right now
You: let's get out of here
You: hey Cartman is here
Stranger: woo
Stranger: use his fat to sheild our escape
You: good ide
You: a
You: run
You: omg they crossed cartman
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: use kennies clones
You: omg they killed kenny
Stranger: you bastards
You: no run
Stranger: shit
You: A wild snorlax appears
Stranger: use poke flute
You: mines
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck fuckity
You: shit
You: giggity giggity
Stranger: lol
You: indeed
Stranger: i am posting this in an omegle thread
You: my god
Stranger: yesh my child
You: but did you see the moonwalking bear
Stranger: damn missed it
Stranger: gtg fucking libraian is being all pissy