Boredom:
Boredom is an often misdiagnosed, often fatal but common disease found in many wealthy parts of the world. If you are reading this article, you are already experiencing early symptoms of boredom. Boredom has a range of symptoms, which may differ
from case to case. The disease (Boredom) was actually genetically engineered in the 16 Century using the Olsen twins and brussel sprouts. It is believed that over 153 million people worldwide currently suffer from boredom. Many societal ills blamed on video games and popular culture are in fact caused by boredom, as was discussed by philologienne and dinosaur huntress Marie Curie in her landmark work Frankenstein, or, a Modern Narcissus in 1847. Since Curie's paper on the subject was so boring, her conclusions went unread until 2003, when a tenacious reader finally discovered the end of the paper. Curie's research was reprinted in a more interesting form in 2004, as part of the scholarly journal Chicken Soup for the Pacific Rock Sole, but the findings were attacked as “19th century bourgeois burqa-enforcing silver-spoon eugenics” and “A slap in the face to what used to be a perfectly snarky field of study” by spokespeople for the SPCA and the NRA (respectively). Other activists thought about joining in the debate, but all sides agreed to give up since the subject was so dull. This pathetic compromise and attack on scientific study was accompanied by self-satisfied chuckles all around.

Causes:
The exact causes of Boredom are unknown, but are believed to include:

* Old people
* Teachers
* Illness
* MATHS. (now tht's boredom!!!)
* School
* Work
* Not sleeping
* Sexual frustration
* yo momma
* yo momma's momma
* yo momma's momma's momma…
* C-SPAN2(however, C-SPAN1= wonderfully delightful)
* The Internet
* Eminem
* The Man
* Daytime television
* Creamed Corn
* William J. Levitt
* Wikipedia
* Jeffrey Rowland
* Maplestory
* Work
* Cream
* Repeated exposure to the drone of whining co-workers and/or teachers
* Lady Subaru
* Ear mites
* Creamed corn
* Myspace not working
* Myspace working
* Polonium 210
* Google
* Potatoes
* Politics
* Al Gore
* Condom machine failure
* Nothing to do
* Buttocks which were accidentally adhered to a chair, sofa, recliner, throne, notebook, banana, ceiling and/or a car door
* Titanic
* RnB hip hop rubbish
* Kyle Massey
* Screamo is awesome
* Meatl
* Onion overdoses
* paid programing
* Uncyclopedia
* Candle Scented Candles
* Long car journeys
* Microsoft
* A night at Micheal Jackson's house
* Black and white films
* Mass murder
* Sitting in the dark like an Emo
* Prison sentences
* Being bored
* Greg S.

sko ef þér leiðist skaltu kveikja á eitthverju lagi sem þú hatar innilega mikið og dansað
svo geturu líka farið í bað í fötunum , ef þú gerir það vertu í eitthverju sem litar það er bara sweet sko
eða þá að þú getur farið að sofa

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Sindriii!
Go get drunk! 8-)