Svona áður en þið byrjið nú að lesa þetta vill ég lýsa því hér og nú yfir að ég geri mér fulla grein fyrir hversu mikið rugl þetta er. Eftirfarandi texti er allur á ensku og var einungis gerður á ensku til að fá ekki skróp í tíma. Einnig vil ég afsaka allar stafsetninga villur þar sem það er ekki mín besta hlið í enskunni (né í Íslenskunni).Here goes nothing:

The “LU” crackers are beleaved to be originally from sweden, well id like to disagree with that statement. I beleave the “Lu” crakcers came from the world war (2), from Hitler to be exact. I'd like to beleave he was trying to make the ultimate tank but accidentally got the ultimate crakcer. So he figured, well, why make the ultimate tank when you can make the ultimate crakcers. So he gave the order to the chief of mass-production to stop all tank production to make crakcers instead. So that is why he lost the war. Not because he didnt have any tanks anymore, only because he was depressed because a package of 10.000 crackers was soon to be delivered to the people and the cook's forgot to add the salt to the crackers, so poor Hitler shoot himself along with his wife. After the war the Russians found the ultimate recipie and took it to Mother Russia to make all the Russians happy. Instead they got the Cold War because of all the jelous Americans that didnt have any Lu crackers. The resipie was preserved on a Russian submarine which sank in the graet year of 1989. The resipie then drifted to the shores of Sweden were a poor old man found it, he decided he might actually get rich on this resipie and he eventually did. All in all everybody was happy in the end since Sweden is now sending Lu crackers all over the world.

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Alias: Der Führer