Yes I did, oh how I fought the goggle-eyed chimpanzees like they were pudding, but that doesn't mean that your underwear is any better than the little devil who stole my toothpaste, Mizzeeh was his name, he rode a blazing saddle and as he passed through our little town I picked up a fork, I picked up the fork and I ate the threshhold, how I hated that damn threshhold.

But I wasn't in paradise for too long because soon there was nightfall and I opened up the cupboard so I could sleep better, before going to sleep I went out to cut the grass and SCHNITZEL-DOG I cried into the night SCHNITZEL DOG !!!!!

End of act one