Samtal á milli breta.

1:Good afternoon!

2:Good afternoon bot.

1:Why would you assume that I am a bot?

2:Because you are.

1:Aren't you referring to your own idendity? I am Bond, James Bond.

2:They aren't real. I've been to mars. No life.

1:Now wait a second. James bond, i mean, I'm not a marsian. Maybe i am a marsupial?

2:Really?

1:No

2:Then what's the truth?

1:I'm a former liberal defender of the fallen Atlantis!

2:You don't need to know my name.

1:Given my superior status, then no! I don't need to know your name.

2:Cmon.

1:Ok then. What is your name, good sir?

2:Lindsey and I am not a sir.

1:Oh, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a… nevermind.

2:Are you being elusive?

1:Why yes. Yes i am! *proud*

2:No. I'm a liberal.

1:That makes no sense?!?

2:We're meant to be!

1:Then perhaps we will take this discussion to a higher level?

2:If you'd like to stare at the wall.

1:I'd rather enjoy that. My current job is a mason.

2:Well, I think we're progressing rather well, wouldn't you say?

1:Hehe, i just had a thought. If pro and con are at the far side of the gorge from one another, then Progress and congress are antonyms.

2:Regress?

1:That is similiar to revertion yes.

2:Kinda.

1:*poof* I just turned you into a frog.

2:Might want to try that little spell again, chief.

1:I'm sorry. All i hear is ribbit, ribbit.

2:I don't understand you.

1:*poof* I just turned you into a lion. Oh shit, you're attacking me. Argh

2:You should be the one to think about what you say before you say it.

1:You suck at L.A.R.P.

2:You're rude!

1:I get carried away sometimes, yes.

2:You need to be more patient with me.

1:Speaking about patient. Have you ever gone on a hunger strike?

2:Yes. But I usually call it ‘vacation’.

1:Are you suffering from some sort of a eating disorder then? Jolly good!

2:No, I am suffering from homesickness unto to death.

1:Oh noes! Ze end of ze wörld. You says two prepositions zat makes no senses?!?!?!

2:You say things that have absoutly nothing to do with the answer. Would you like to know why?

1:Tell me.

2:Once upon a time, the end.

1:A great story.

2:Thank you, now you tell me a story.

1:Ellen Rochester was a feisty little fellow named Adolf Hitler. Then he killed a clown. The end.

2:Ellen is also my mother's middle name.

1:Do you know somebody from Denmark?

2:I don't think so.

1:Then you're a spy!

2:I'm not lying. I really don't know. Tell me why the elephant hid in the smarties box.

1:Changing the subject are we? Well, i'll have you know that the elephant hid in the smarties box so he could get to the other side. FACE!!!

2:ME!

1:This is getting us nowhere. Farewell.

2:I agree I am growing bored and considering departure for both our sakes.

1:Goodbye then.

2:Wait, what about jim?

1:JIM IS DEAD TO ME!!!

3:Hey guys, it's me. Jim.

1:Son of a…