Á netinu eru til nokkrar granna-síður. Þær eru nú mis góðar og sumar innihalda algjörlega useless upplýsingar og á einni fann á Neighbours brandara. Þeir eru djöfull margir þannig að ég ætla bara að birta hluta þeirra í bili.

Warning - these jokes are extremely unfunny.
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Why did Karl give his son lots of money?
He had to pay the Bill.

What did Hamlet say when he met Jared Rebecchi?
Toa - die or not Toa - die

What sort of drink does Susan Kennedy like?
Karlsberg

What is Anne's favourite Sci-Fi film?
Star Wars Episode 1 :- The Fanto Menace

Which Neighbours character has been in Star Trek?
Drew Kirk

Why did Paul get an F for his homework?
The Bell went before he could finish it

Which character paints cars?
Lou Car-Painter

What did Susan call her son when he was acting funny?
Silly Billy

Which character can draw?
Drew

Who sat at King Arthur's round table?
Sir Lance-alot

Which family from Ramsay Street is good at chess?
The Bishops

How old is Paul's guardian?
Yes, that's right…. How-old (Harold) is Paul's Guardian.

Which Neighbours character is not feeling very well?
(B)ill

Which character(s) is Fox Mulder's (X-Files) partner?
None of them, Mulder's partner's name is Dana Scully. The only Scullys in Neighbours are Joe, Lynn, Stef, Felicty and Michelle, there isn't a Dana.

Which character listens to other people's coversations?
Tad R-eeves-dropper (eavesdropper)

What is Anne's favourite soft drink?
Fanta (Fanto)

What is Amy Greenwood's favourite biological enzyme?
Amylase (pronounced Am-ee-lace)

What is the Scullys' favourite petrol station?
Mi-Shell

Are any of the Scullys from the countryside?
No, but Felecity is from the city (Fele-City)

Which Scully girl likes stairs?
Step-hanie

What type of razor does Anne and Lance like to use to shave?
Wilkinsons

What does Harold like to eat with bread?
Margarine

How can you get lots of money from Ramsay street?
Sue San Kennedy

Whose name ryhmes with wibby?
Libby (that was the only way to mention Libby in a joke)

How does Dr.Kennedy get to work?
He drives in his Kar(l)

What weapon does Mr.Wilkinson use to fight with?
A Lance

How many neighbours do you need to change a light blub?
It's never happened so we don't know

What is Anne's favourite British TV police drama?
The Bill

What sweet substance do the Scullys like?
Steph - Honey (Stephanie


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