Ok ég veit að þetta kannski er ekki alveg það rómantískasta sem til er en mér finnst þetta frábært lag. Og svo er Stephen Lynch ógeðslega fyndinn.

I get home late from work tonight
Baby, my body's achin'.
Can't stop thinkin' ‘bout you and me
And the love that we’ll be makin'.
So I chill the champagne
Light a candle or two
(Baby, all the things I'll do to you)
I love you so much my little heart is breakin'.

Let's make love
Oh baby, let's make love
Your body fits me like a glove
So baby, let's make love
(Ooh Baby, let's make love, oooh yeah)
Baby let's make love, yeah, yeah, alright

Ain't nobody in the world
In love as we are.
Making love to you's like being inside a shooting star.
Now I'm in so deep, baby, we're groovin
(Lovin the way your body is movin')
Then I pull it out just a little bit too far
And I accidentally stick it in ya butthole.
I put it in your butthole.
I swear that wasn't my goal,
To put it all up in your bootyhole.

And I swear
I'll never do it again.
…Unless you kinda liked it.