*tekur ísmola og bryður hann með tönnunum.

“nú er ég búin/n að brjóta ísinn, viltu ríða?”

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

“is your daddy a terrorist? ‘cause you’re the bomb baby”
“i'm lost.. take me home with you”
“does this smell like chloroform?”

I'm all covered in chocolate! Do you want to lick it off ?

Kemuru að gera galdra ?
Förum heim til mín , gerum dodo og svo lætur þú þig hverfa .

Eigum við að fara heim til þín og skapa okkar eigið “ástand”
If I said you had a wonderful body would you hold it against me

if i told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it up against me?

eða eitthvað :P

Held að vinur minn og frændi eigi met-pikkuplínu:

Hey, viltu verða móðir barnanna minna?

Það skal fylgja sögunni að hún virkaði ekki.

Augun tín svo sæt og fín, minna helst á bláa sýn.Eg elska tig af öllu hjarta, elsku ástin mín bj…æji nenni tessu ekki, viltu koma a ríða…???

Guy says: How about coming over to my place,have pizza and then fuck?
Girls says: Ewww
Guy says: What don't you like pizza?

ég og vinur minn ákváðum að prufa þennann einhverntímann;

“Má ég mannsulla yfir andlitið á þér og/eða yngri systur ef hún er til staðar?”

eða;

“Má ég breyta þér í brauð og smyrja þig ?” eða

“má ég breyta þér í bílastæði og leggja í þig ?”

en þetta var fyndið þegar við vorum blindfullir… veit ekkert hvernig þetta hljómar núna…