Long story short, love is nature's way of tricking people into reproduction. It is a generally useless emotion used to waste time, money, effort, brain cells, and yogurt.

Love is something humans call “special”, when in reality, it is just a feeling that God created. You are God's A.I. project, after all, and He had to give you something to be getting along with so you didn't keep complaining all the time. Other sources state that love was invented by females to get men paying for dinners.

Love makes the world go round, leading to widespead nausea known as lovesickness.

A few side-effects of love may include, but are not limited to, making every picture you see blue, becomming obsessed with chatting on the internet, and spamming message boards with useless comments that only the two people engaged in the relationship even care about.

When humans get excited during the reproduction process, God gets excited too. That is called climax or “passing the Goddess within and without”. If you would like to understand what love really is, try utilizing the feeling of hate. Hate is proven to be the closest feeling you can have to love without a placebo prescription. However, hate is the opposite of love, from which statement we can deduce that they are really somewhat intertwined somehow this or that way. Or not. Oh, the humanity …

What is love?

-Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. -Love doesn't steal candy from little children -Love doesn't trip grannys on strollers

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