Survivor 38: Antartica!
Latest news: Bunch of penguins attacked the Icecave Tribe this afternoon and killed the leader of the tribe. Jeff Probst laughed his ass off.

American Idol 2026!
Latest news: Simon Cowell said they all stink so much and he wants Randy to be the next American Idol. Paula Abdul collapsed when it was found out that she was having an affair with her 10th contestant, Sergei Moskovitz. Producers say they don't care, they just want more ratings.

Amazing Race: 2026!
Latest news: The world was shocked when a kid got his leg chewed off from a shark in the pacific ocean. Many thougth the series was over but the producers say that the show must go on.

Americas top model:
Latest news: Its very hard to find slim models anymore, so they've visited a fat camp to find their next contestants.

The apprentice 41:
Latest news: Donald trump fired 2 girls today because they lost to the young team. The 9 year old Tommy, who got his buisness degree at Harvard only 7 years old is very likely to win this year.

The Bachelor:
Latest News: Tony Irving, the latest bachelor has tossed the roses away, he just want to get some booty as quickly as possible and is trying them out 1 by 1. We will probably find the next wive… no no, slut this afternoon. And Tony is popping viagra like skittles.

Colosseum:
Latest news: Producers want more blood, gore and violence. Gladiators are not willing to kill each other off, so they've set them an ultimatum. If they don't make a kill, they will be sent to the most gay ass pounding prison in the world. Or, to Queer eye, for the straight guy.