Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that. I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy. I like my beer cold, my TV loud...