Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. -Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -Andrew, Age 9 Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -Rocky, Age 9 Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -Stephanie, Age 8 Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -Rosemary, Age 7 Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. -Lamar, Age 10 Never ask for...

Twister Shorties: (say ‘em a few times) Greek grapes. Red lorry, yellow lorry. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? Unique New York. Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone. Freshly-fried flying fish. The epitome of femininity. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping, and amicably welcoming him home. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary...