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af hverju...... (2 álit)

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er allir að spamma korkum hingað tökum til dæmi korkin fyrir neðan mig!!<br><br><i>“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”</i> <b>David Beckham</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“We lost because we didn't win.”</i> <b>Ronaldo</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”</i> <b>Thierry Henry.</

hefur þú séð geimveru? (0 álit)

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af hverju....... (12 álit)

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fæ ég engin stig,ég er engin stigahóra sko en ég er bara að safna stigum til að geta orðið admin svo ekki gera svona svör:“STIGAHÓRA!!!!!!!”<br><br><i>“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”</i> <b>David Beckham</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“We lost because we didn't win.”</i> <b>Ronaldo</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”</i> <b>Thierry Henry.</

mætti ferrari gefa út jeppa? (0 álit)

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Adminsleysi! (6 álit)

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eikker að að fara í framboð!<br><br><i>“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”</i> <b>David Beckham</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“We lost because we didn't win.”</i> <b>Ronaldo</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”</i> <b>Thierry Henry.</

einhver að............ (4 álit)

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bjóða sig fram til þess að vera stjórnandi(admin) það dauð vantar admin hérna!<br><br><i>“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”</i> <b>David Beckham</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“We lost because we didn't win.”</i> <b>Ronaldo</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”</i> <b>Thierry Henry.</

Ford fiesta auglýsingin......... (1 álit)

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hvað heitir lagið í ford fiesta.þarna þega það er ekker kall hjá gugga svo kemur ford fiest með fullt af krökkum að hlæja hvað heitir eiginlega lagið?<br><br><i>“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”</i> <b>David Beckham</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“We lost because we didn't win.”</i> <b>Ronaldo</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”</i> <b>Thierry Henry.</

af hverju eru allir vondir við kallan(KK) (3 álit)

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut. Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time Q. What do men and sperm have in common? A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men and government...

mér finnst......... (3 álit)

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að það ætti að vera svona auglýsinga korkur til sölu og vantar eða eithvað þanig……….nú eru allir að spamma korka inn á nýa áhuga málið nei bara smá jók<br><br><i>“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”</i> <b>David Beckham</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“We lost because we didn't win.”</i> <b>Ronaldo</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”</i> <b>Thierry Henry.</

af hverju nota hundar ekki tölvur (3 álit)

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Top 20 reasons why dogs don't use computers: 20) Can't stick their heads out of Windows ‘95. 19) Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18) Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17) Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit. 16) Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You've Got Mail.” 15) Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. 14) Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. 13) Keep bruising noses...

Ert þú rokkari? (0 álit)

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hvernig..... (7 álit)

í Manager leikir fyrir 21 árum
setur marr kall á sölulista í cm 00-01? ég er cm n00bi<br><br><i>“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”</i> <b>David Beckham</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“We lost because we didn't win.”</i> <b>Ronaldo</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”</i> <b>Thierry Henry.</

gerur eikker hjálpað mér þekki ekki......... (2 álit)

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ég þekki allt þetta styttingdót eins og sc osfv……<br><br><i>“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”</i> <b>David Beckham</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“We lost because we didn't win.”</i> <b>Ronaldo</b> ————————————————————————– <i>“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”</i> <b>Thierry Henry.</

fótboltamenn geta verið skrýtnir! (10 álit)

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'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.' - David Beckham 'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka 'He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.' - Ronnie Whelan 'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' - David Beckham 'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of...

Clinton er snillin!!!! (5 álit)

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Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591 Dear Sirs; I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start...
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