Nokkrir jóla brandarar Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Answer: Because he had low elf esteem. Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Answer: Claustrophobic. Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric. I know. I know. People say “It's the thought that counts, not the gift”, but couldn't people think a little bigger! Father to...