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Death metal is pure evil embodied. Many people mistake it with it's brother, Black Metal, and those who do, are anally raped by Chuck Schuldiner's dead body. Listening to this type of music usually induces brain hemorrhaging, which leads to bleeding of the ears. Bleeding ears in the Death Metal culture is highly fashionable, which means ears must be bleeding at all times. This shows that you listen to the loud, gravelly buzz noise that is Death metal. A popular Death Metal artist is Britney Spears.

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