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Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts
*The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

*The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.

*You will have trouble with the ties on your gi when members of the opposite sex are in class.

*The day you leave work early to make it to class in time, the sensei will be sick

*The sensei will only use you to demonstrate joint-locking techniques.

*If you have to use your training in self defence, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.

*After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.

*After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a muscle the night before your black belt exam.

*In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.

*No matter how many times you take care of it beforehand, you will always have to go to the toilet when it's your turn during belt promotion exams.