Ég ákvað að deila með ykkur ljóði sem ég var að heyra, svona rétt til að koma öllum í jólaskapið……

A night before christmas

Its was the night before christmas and all through the house.
every one felt sh*tty even the mouse.
mom in her whore house
dad smoking grass
had all settle down for a nice peice of ass
when out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
i sprung from my bed
to see whats the matter
i looked out the window
and saw a big dick
i knew in an instant it had to be saint nick
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
and i knew in an instant the f*cker had fell
he filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother the quier
then went op the chimney with a hell of a fart
and the son of a bitch blew it apart
he rose in the air and shouted out loud
to all my fine hoes peace out!!!