1. After dark, all cats are jaguars…
2. Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.
3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot
get a cat to pull a sled.
4. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't
care. But it knows .
5. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little
feet, I will put shoes on my cat …
6. Most people with cats, know they are being
controlled. That's the horror of it …
7. Never try to out stubborn a cat .
8. Thousands of years ago ,humans worshiped the
cat . They have not forgotten this . . .
9. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to
get the fur off of my tongue.
10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
11. Picture of a fat tabby on a couch , looking at
his owner, “My species domesticated your species… ”