Hung Chow: “Hey, boss I not come work today. I really sick.
I got headache,stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
work.”

The boss says: “You know Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try
that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls: “Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”