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Hey diddle diddle The cat’s on the fiddle The dog is having a moon The rabbit smokes grass The bird only farts So who said that pets are a boon? Tommy had a tiny tool - He was a ‘mini-muscle’ man – He met a pretty girl one day And slipped it in her h…and She thought it quite romantic, In her hand she let it linger But only cos the soppy girl Believed it was his finge