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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more “humane”