“Old” is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes…and ou're barefoot.

“Old” is when your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you upto the light.

“Old” is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you.

“Old” is when you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

“Old” is when your wife says “let's go upstairs and make love” and you answer “Honey, I can't do both!”

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“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”