A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He would have settled for almost any old truck, but everything she wanted was way out of price range.

“Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 220 in 5 seconds or less. Valentines Day is coming up and you should surprise me with something really really great this year!”

Soon Valentines Day arrived and she un-wrapped her brand new bathroom scale.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.