Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between

“potentially” and “ in reality”? Dad: I will show you Dad turns to

his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1

million dollars? Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an

opportunity! Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my

fantasy! So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you

sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars? Elder Son: Yeah! Why

not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never

hesitate! So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You

see son, “potentially” we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but “in

reality” we are living with 2 whores and a gay!