Russian woman married an English gentleman and
they lived happily ever after in London.

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her Husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
Chicken legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her request, and
in desperation, clucked like a chicken
And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message, and gave her the
Chicken legs.

The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she
clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the Butcher her
breasts!
The butcher understood again, and gave her some
chicken Breasts.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she
brought her husband to the store…






























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Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!