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When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said
“I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in
it.”
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of
her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.
In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what
was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a
box with such contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
confessed, saying, “I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my
promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the
temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do
you keep 3 beer cans in the box?”
Bill thought for a while and finally said, “I guess after all these
years you deserve to know the truth.
Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box
under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”
Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. I am
very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are
addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that
bad considering your problem.”
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their
peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that
money in the box?”
Bill replied, “Well whenever the box filled up with cans, I took them to
the recycling center and redeemed them for cash.”