YOUR MOMA!!!!!

your moma is so fat that when she went on the titanic it had to sink.

Yo mamas so fat, that her ass has got time zones

Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Your momma's so stupid she was hit by a parked car

Yo mamas so stupid, that she stood there lookin at the juice for an hour cuz it said ‘concentrated’

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock

Yo mamas so fat, that the pool goes down three inches when she gets out…

your moma is so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat pepole call out taxi

Yo mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens.

Yo mamas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!

Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.

YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT SHE GOT A FAMILY DISCOUNT WHEN SHE WENT TO MACDONALDS

Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.

Your moma is so fat she is the first and the last one to know

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

your mothers so fat she tried playing pool with the planets

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said “To be continued…”

Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

your mother is so fat her blood type is rock @ roll

Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.

Yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.

Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the internet - she''s already world wide

Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the internet - she''s already world wide

Your moma is fat that when she cleaned the cages at the zoo all the people that walked bye said look at that hipopotomas

Your mamma is so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, all thw whales sung “We are family. Even though you're bigger than me”

yo mama so fat her mass distrubted the space-time-gravity thingie