You and your friend are walking along a road and you see a lamp on the ground. You pick it up and a genie comes out. He says, “I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for your friend gets twice as much as you.”

You say “OK” and your first wish is for $10,000,000.

The genie says, “You know your friend is gonna get twice as much?”

You say “I know.” Your next wish is for a 50,000 ft. yacht.

The genie says “You know your friend is gonna get twice as much?”

You say “I know.” Your last wish is for getting beaten half to death and the genie says, “You know your friend's gonna get twice as much as you?”

You say “I know.”
How ‘bout a russian roulette booth, and, here’s the kicker. We put bullets in all the chambers. That way, everybody wins.