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Q: what do you get when you stick a knife up a babies ass
A: an erection
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Q: What’s the difference between my grandma and a baby
A: I waited till my grandma was dead till I had sex with her
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Q: what is the difference between abortion and sand
A: You can't eat sand
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Q: What's funnier than a pile of dead babies?
A: pile of dead babies in clown suits.
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Q: What dose a baby in a microwave look like?
A: I don’t know either, I was way too busy jerking off
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Q: What's the difference between a ‘57 Chevy and a dead baby?
A: I don’t have 400 ‘57 Chevy’s in my garage.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a pile of leaves?
A: You can't lift a pile of leaves with a pitchfork.
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Q: What's funnier than 7 dead babies in a trashcan?
A: One dead baby in 7 trash cans
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Q: what is more fun than making a baby spin 100 miles an hour around a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel
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Q: What is the difference between a baby and a cheese burger?
A: You don’t jerk off all over the cheese burger before you eat it
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Q: How do you stop a dead from falling?
A: Piano string
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Q: What is funnier than a pile of dead babies in clown suits?
A: The one living baby on the bottom trying to eat his way out.
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Q: how do you stop a two year old from crying?
A: You take your dick out of his ass
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Q: How many babies does it take to wall paper your bedroom?
A: One if you slice it thinly enough
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Q: Where do dead babies come from?
A: Dead storks.
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Q: what is the best way to get dead baby out of a blender?
A: tortilla chips.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
A: An apple is red before you peel it.
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Q: How many babies does it take to paint your wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
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Q: what is funnier than this thread?
A: a dead baby
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Q: What is so funny about dead babies?
A: We're neither and proud of that.
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Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
A: So you can cum in its mouth.
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Q: Why are dead babies criticized to be so tasteless?
A: People tend to forget the spices.
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Q: Whats purple, pussing, and flailing about?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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Q: What gets louder and louder as it gets smaller and smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compactor.
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Q: how do you make a dead baby float?
A: you take your foot off of it
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Q: what cries and cries and then goes “ping”?
A: A baby in a microwave
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Q: How do you tit-fuck a baby?
A: Stomp on it's chest
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Q: What's hotter than 2 20-year olds?
A: 20 2-year olds
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Q: Whats the difference between a prostitute and a dead baby?
A: I didn't lose my virginity to a prostitute.
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Q: What's blue and lies in the corner?
A: A baby that has been playing with a plastic bag
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Q: What's red and lies in the corner?
A: A baby that has been playing with the cheese shredder
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Q: What's green and lies in the corner?
A: The same baby 2 months later
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How many babies can you fit in a 5 gallon bucket? Well my record is 24
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Q: Wuts the difference between a traincarriage and a misscarriage?
A: u cant eat a traincarriage
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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You can't play soccer with a rock.
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Q: How do you know the dead baby is just about right?
A: The smell starts to scare the wolfs away