What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is white and glows pink?
A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.

What is a foot long, blue, and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon