What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
- I take my boots off when i jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a bunch of retarded babies in a bathtub?
- Vegetable stew!

How do you get a baby to stop going in circles?
- Put a nail in his other hand.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
- I cried when i cut up the onion.


Ég er mjög lélegur í að þýða svona brandara yfir á Íslensku en ef einhver nennir að gera það þá bara skrifa það hér, skiptir samt engu máli.