There was a Grandpa and a boy fishing one day.

The Grandpa smokes a cig and the little boy says

“can i have one”?

the grandpa says “can your dick touch your asshole”?

kid says “no”

Grandpa says “then no”,

so a little lata the Grandpa pulls out some beer he takes a drink, the kid says

“can i have some”?

Grandpa says “can your dick touch your asshole”?

kid said “no it cant”!

grandpa said “well then no”


the kid says “fine”…

they fish a little longer the kid pulls out a piece of bubble gum and starts chewing it

Grandpa said “can i have a piece”?

the kid said “can your dick touch your asshole”?

Grandpa said “well yah”, kid says…

“good for you !! go fuck yourself this is my gum”!!!